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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• There was a young man from Spartar, Who was an incredible farter.
  At the strength of one bean, He could play "God Save the Queen", And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata"....
• There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• 153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
  She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• There was a young man from Rangoon, Who's farts could be heard on the moon, When you least would expect them, They'd roar from his rectum, With a sound like a double bassoon!