There Was A Young Man From Rangoon, Who's Farts Could Be Heard On The Moon, When You Least Would Expect Them, They'd Roar From His Rectum, With A Sound Like A Double Bassoon!

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There Was A Young Man From Rangoon, Who's Farts Could Be Heard On The Moon, When You Least Would Expect Them, They'd Roar From His Rectum, With A Sound Like A Double Bassoon!

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