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• A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....
• Feeling Old Today? Each year, the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen.
  Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980....
• Reasons Adam Was The Luckiest Man: ** He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
  ** He had no in-laws to drop in. ** There were no Jones for him to keep up with....
• Flopsy Bunny had never been out to see the real world.
  One day he escaped from his parents' home... Bounce Bounce Bounce....
• Just Got A Driving Permit... A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
  He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• These 2 tribes had been fighting on and on for years and the losing tribes's leader at the end of the war would have to submit himself to the winning side and be killed.
  Well, after one particularly bloody battle, the losing sides leader went to the winners and when he arrived they told him they were changing the rules around....
• There was a wealthy Jewish (non-Christian) who owned a nail company.
  His only son had just graduated from college and the father wanted to get him involved in the company....
• A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.
  The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket....