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• There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
• 133 There was a young fellow named Bowen Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
  It grew so tremendous, So long and so pendulous, 'Twas no godd for fuckin' -- just showin'....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
  He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• 167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
  He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
• 170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
  He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...