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• John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
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  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...