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186 The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her husband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at he
How can your poor tool...
187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
Lymerick Telling Competition It was the world final of the lymerick telling competition and there was a tie for first place.
..so the judge decided that the only way to find a winner was to have a jok...

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