Limericks

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176 Alas for the Countess d'Isere, Whose muff wasn't furnished with hair.
Said the Count, "Quelle surprise!" When he parted her thigh...
177 A highly aesthetic young Jew Had eyes of a heavenly blue
The end of his dillie Was shaped like a lilly, And his balls were too utterly two!...
178 There once was a lady from Kansas Whose cunt was as big as Bonanzas.
179 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent! Her cunt is so dreadfully bent, The poor wench doth stammer, "I need a sledgehammer To pound a man into my vent.
180 There was an old gent from Kentuck Who boasted a filigreed schmuck, But he put it away For fear that one day He might put it in and get stuck.
181 There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny, And the thought of it filled her with fury....
182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
183 There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and no more.
184 There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply -- In fact, he was really a filly....
185 There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds....

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