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• Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.
• BATS This one bat returned from a long hard day's work of collecting blood.
  Upon his return to the bat cave, he proceeded to hang from his perch whereupon a group of his friends noticed the blood from around his mouth....
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Guy walks into a bar and sets an alligator on the bar.
  He bets the bar- tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his dick in and count to ten very slowly....
• Where Is God? In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous.
  Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it nearly always turned out they had had a hand in it....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....