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• This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over.
  The officer asks to see her license. The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face, and asks what a license is....
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• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• How does it go... Oh, I'm looking over, my dead dog Rover, that got ran-over with my lawnmowe
  one leg is missing, the other is gone, the third one is spread all over the law...
• A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.
  He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath....