How Does It Go... Oh, I'm Looking Over, My Dead Dog Rover, That Got Ran-over With My Lawnmowe

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How does it go...

Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog Rover,
that got ran-over with my lawnmower;
one leg is missing,
the other is gone,
the third one is spread all over the lawn;
its no use explain'n,
the one remaining;
it landed by the kitchen door;
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog rover,
that ain't gonna walk no more...

(In memory of Rover...)

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