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• There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
  If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood, The question's not would he but could he?...
• There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
  Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
• There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
• 14 There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal.
  He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped...
• 137 There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street in the nude.
  A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!...
• 171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
  He pressed it on a virgin Who, without any urgin', Immeadiately spread like a fairy....
• Asquemish young fellow named Brand Thought caressing his penis was grand, But he viewed with distaste The gelatinous paste That it left in the palm of his hand.
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.