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• Isn't statistics wonderful?" "How so?" "Well, according to statistics, there are 42 million alligator eggs laid every year.
  Of those, only about half get hatched. Of those that hatch, three fourths of them get eaten by predators in the first 36 days....
• When I was a Math/Chem grad student at Princeton in 1973-74, there was a story going around about a grad student.
  This guy was always late. One day he stumbled into class late, saw seven problems written on the board, and wrote them down....
• Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm.
  Finally, one of the men thinks that it's time to leave....
• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
  Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08:46 EST From: raf@minnie.cs.su....
• Ponderables... ** Never raise your hands to your kids.
  It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working out....
• A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane.
  When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• 5 out of 4 people have trouble with statistics.
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...