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One Day, Jesus Said To His Disciples: "The Kingdom Of Heaven Is Like 3x Squared Plus 8x Minus 9.
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One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3
x
squared plus 8
x
minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
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