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Let Epsilon Be Less Than Zero... <font Color="#FF0000">Not Really A Joke, But Rather A Mathematician Detection Device
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Let epsilon be less than zero...
<font color="#FF0000">Not really a joke, but rather a mathematician detection device: Tell it at a party,
and those who laugh must be mathematicians.
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<font color="#FF0000">The pun only works in German.
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