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  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
  The doctor examined him, and told him that the only way would be to replace his extremely large penis with a smaller one....
• How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
  Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her, since she had heard so much about their ancient herb and other knowledge.
  Doctor tells her to strip from the waist down. She goes behind the curtain and does....
• This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
  "Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
  ) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....