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  I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?...
• This guy goes to his doctor to ask him a question. The doctor says, "What can I do for you?
  "Well doctor, I have a question for you. I masturbate, and I was wondering how often is too often....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A woman goes to the doctors, and says ' Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
  I'll have to take my clothes off to show you.' The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....