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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A foxy young lady was having trouble keeping boyfriends after the first date, so she decided to go to a doctor to find out what the problem was.
  The doctor asked her to take off her clothes and lie on the examining table....
• A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
  When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered, "Well ....
• An elderly woman walked into the main branch of the Chase Manhatten Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand.
  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
  She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -- not one, but two -- black eye
  a coupla real shiners. He chanced upon his buddy walkin' th' other way and they stopped to talk....
• Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
  when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....