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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him
"Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you." "Giv...
ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....
A southern gentleman goes to the doctor to have a vasectomy.
On the day of his surgery, he arrives at the doctor's office dressed in a tuxedo....
A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior....
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.
THE DOCTOR (Toxic Custard Workshop) In the waiting room you wait your turn.
Don't breathe in if you don't want germs....
A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem that I am always farting all of the time.
Although they don't smell, they do make loud noises, and it is affecting my social li...
I recently went to see my doctor. I said "Doctor It's me dick!
I flopped it onto the desk, and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?...
The young woman settled down on the table and th doctor gynecologist asked, "What exactly happened?
Well she replied that " My boyfriend had his glasses down there and he got so wild that th...

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