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A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is persuaded to have a medical exam first....
Steve Wright: I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses....
Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.
He once had to go to a farm to attend to a sick farmer who lived there....
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. E...
Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.

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