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  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• A man was out for a walk one day and on his travels he wandered through a farm.
  Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg! This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him about it....
• HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
  "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past....
• A young couple have just got married and are wandering through the countryside loking for somewhere to stay.
  They come to a farm and knock on the door. The farmer answers the door and they explain how they have just got married, and don't have a lot of money but would like somewhere to stay for a few days....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....