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  He loved 'em, but always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction....
• One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
  "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch.
  Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom....
• Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
  A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
• A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....