A Modernization Of An Old Poem Of Unknown (to Me) Origi

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A modernization of an old poem of unknown (to me) origin:

Here lies the body of Mary Ann Peltzer.
She died while taking an Alka Seltzer.

Called from this world to her heavenly rest,
She should have waited 'til it effervesced.

---
Dave Cottingham

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