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A modernization of an old poem of unknown (to me) origin:
Here lies the body of Mary Ann Peltzer.
She died while taking an Alka Seltzer.
Called from this world to her heavenly rest,
She should have waited 'til it effervesced.
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Dave Cottingham
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
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One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....