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From: Miriam Lezak) Don't Know Much About The Women's Vote Don't Know Much About Air Pollution Don't Know Much About The National Debt Czech
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(From: Miriam Lezak)
Don't know much about the women's vote
Don't know much about air pollution
Don't know much about the national debt
Czech: Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked
Desk Sergeant: Come again?
Desk Sergeant: You're confused. It was a Russian soldier who
Czech: Well, maybe, but you said it, not me.
Henry Cate III
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One Pole: Are the Russians our friends or our brothers?
Second Pole: I give up. First Pole: Our brothers - you get to choose your friends....
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From: Miriam Lezak) Don't know much about history Don't know much foreign policy Don't remember how I got through school I'm sure I didn't break the rules But what's it matter 'cause my granny says "Boy
if you want to you can be vice prez And what a wonderful world this will be" Don't know much about the women's vote Don't know much about the bill I wrote Don't know much about the foreign vets I've never voted for 'em yet But I do know if your dad tries hard He can get you in the National Guard And what a wonderful place that can be Now I never claimed to be an A student But what's wrong with C's?...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....