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• Titanic Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• Bill, Frank, and Rod were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
  St. Peter walked up to Bill and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth....
• Two Priests... Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down....
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
  Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
• Heaven or Hell... Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
  St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a Pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their deformities....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....