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transferred to me by the author. I declare it Copyright 1988 B. Templeton.
Under this copyright, the following licence is granted to most
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and semitic races may not wish to read this joke. This joke makes fun of
racism and people with no sense of humour.
Note also that person #2 on the list, David Makowsky, has claimed that
I was innacurate in stating that he, like J. Richmond, was demanding my
removal. I apologize. He did not "demand" it. He merely said, "how does
one go about removing a moderator," "maybe the moderator should be removed"
and that "[Templeton] is either an equal opportunity bigot or an
equal opportunity ignoramus." I apologize most sincerely.
Here it comes: (You really have to wade through a lot of disclaimers to get
to a joke these days!)
Sebz Qnivq Arggrezna:
Gbc 10 Ernfbaf gb abg ercynpr Oenq nf zbqrengbe:
10. N Erny Anmv pbhyq or chg va punetr.
9. Jr arrq whfg n srj zber Qna Dhnlyr wbxrf Erny Fbba Abj.
8. N erny Cnafl-Qb-Tbbqre-Aba-Bssrafvir glcr pbhyq or chg va punetr.
7. Ur'q ybfr uvf XXX xvpxonpx shaq.
6. Zl Zbz ynhturq ng guvf wbxr, ln pnyyva zl zbz n enpvfg, ohqql?
5. Xvyy 6 zvyyvba bs 'rz, naq gur erfg ybfr gurve frafr bs uhzbe. Wrrm.
4. Jurer ner lbh tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal?
3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg?
2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc!
Naq gur #1 ernfba:
1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg.
[ Abgr, ol gur jnl, gung guvf wbxr pbagnvaf na napvrag uhzbhe grpuavdhr
xabja nf *fnepnfz* juvpu znl be znl abg or haqrefgbbq ol gur crbcyr ba
guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq]
[ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg
bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba
n gbcvp fb pybfr gb zlfrys. -rq]
