A jewish guy walked into a bar, sat down next to a chinese guy, had two
drinks, and punched the chinese guy in the nose. "What that for?" asked the
chinese guy. "That's for bombing Pearl Harbor," said the Jew. "You idiot,"
said the chinese guy, "JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor - NOT Chinese!" "Ah,"
said the jewish guy, "Chinese, japanese, it's all the same." So the chinese
guy finished his drink and punched the jewish guy in the nose. "What was
THAT for?" asked the jewish guy. "That for sinking Titanic," said the chinese
guy. "You moron," said the jewish guy, "the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Ah so," said the chinese guy, "Iceberg, Greenberg, it all same!"
