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• A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
  The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...
• Pollock goes into store and ask clerk for a link of Polish Sausage.
  The clerk ask him if he is polish and this makes him angry as hell so he ask the clerk if he would have asked him if he were Italian if he had ordered Italian sausage....
• True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
  As a walk up to the check out line the lady in front of me turns around and says, " You are such a doll, you look almost identical to my daughter....
• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• ores --- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
  I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?...
• During a recent international sports meet , one of the Scottish track and field coaches was entertaining some friends and col- leagues in his hotel room.
  As so often occurs the libations were used up before it was time to end the festivities....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
  A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....