While taking a break from the assembly line, two auto workers were discuss-
ing the strange twists life sometimes takes. "Who woulda thought," one
mused, "that there would come a day when I would have more money than
Donald Trump, higher morals than Jimmy Swaggart, and more pussy than
Rock Hudson?"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...