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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second...
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Question For God A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
understanding God A man trying to understand the nature of God and asked him
God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered...
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God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
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Perhaps the idea was that if one can concentrate the mind on God /(a god) inspite of the distractions, God will be pleased....
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