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  The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it....
• One day, three nuns were talking while enjoying their cups of tea, when one of the nuns leaned towards the other two and whispered, "I'm in such a dilemma, sisters, and I don't know what to do.
  Maybe you can help me. When I was cleaning the Father's room, I found a box of condoms in his dresser drawer, and now I don't know whether or not to tell Bishop....
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• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
  The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back"....
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• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• Unknown This guy, named Bob, suspected his wife of cheating on him, so one day he came home from work early.
  Sure enough, he found his wife naked on the bed. He ran all around the house, looking for the other man....