One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped
from its cage. He went downtown into a local bar, and said
to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of
the bar? If you don't give me a free beer, I'll go and eat
her up."
The bartender hastily poured a beer and watched the
lion swig it down and leave.
The lion proceeded across the street to another bar.
Again he approached the bar, and spoke to the bartender.
"You see that girl at the end of the bar? If you
don't give me a free beer, I'll go and eat her up."
The bartender hastily poured the lion a beer, and
watched as the lion gulped it down and left.
The lion proceeded to yet another bar, went inside,
and said to the bartender:
"You see that young girl at the end of the bar? If
you don't give me a free beer, I'll go and eat her up."
"Go ahead," said the bartender.
So the lion went to the girl and ate her, quick as
a wink.
"Now give me a beer, or I'll eat YOU up!" the lion
roard to the bartender.
"No you won't. in a couple of minutes, you'll be
out cold on the floor," said the bartender calmly.
"Why's that?" asked the lion.
"That wasn't an ordinary girl you ate, you dumb
lion. That was a bar-bitch-uate!!"
