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  "A:" Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• How many firemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• How many circus performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to go, "Ta da!...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of these....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10: One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....