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How Many Consultants Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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How many consultants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
2) Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Related:
Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
(Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....