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• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
• Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
  Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
• WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
• Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
• Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.