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• A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
  When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
  Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o' gold....
• Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
  Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o' gold....
• From hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com Sun Dec 11 18:30:06 1988 Flag
  000000000000 From: hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com (Daniel Hinojosa) Subjec...
• where "pppphhhhhbbbttttt" equals sticking you tounge between your lips and blowing air.
  A pseudo Bronx cheer.) A man walks into a bar with a Leprechaun on his shoulder....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....