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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....