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There Once Was A Man Named Dave, Who Kept A Dead Whore In His Cave, She Was Dirty And Gritty, And Missing One Titty, But Think Of The Money He Saved!
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There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
She was dirty and gritty,
And missing one titty,
But think of the money he saved!
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