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• There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
  The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
• An elderly couple were sitting on a park bench. The old man turns to the woman an asks if she will marry him.
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the first one said, "Oy vay!
  I sent my son out into the world, and he came back a Christian!...
• Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
  One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied, "I think you better get to be friends first....