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• Two old Jewish men were sitting on a park bench when an attractive woman jogger trotted by.
  Oyvey! Would I like to screw her," said the first old man....
• Home Sweet Home A policeman sees an old man sitting on a park bench crying.
  What's the matter" asks the cop. The old man replies, "I'm married to a 21 year old gorgeous girl....
• There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench in Miami when a flasher came by, and well, flashed.
  The first woman had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arms were too short ....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• One night an elderly couple was sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs.
  All of a sudden, the old woman leaned over and knocked the crap out of the old man....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• Mrs. Jones, Do You Know Me? A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
  He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?...
• 3 Wishes An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch
  reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....