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• A mouse walkede into a pub, approached the bar, and sat on a stool.
  Looking down the bar he spotted a beautiful giraffe....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A guy walked into a bar and, with a very despondent look on his face, ordered a bourbon - straight up.
  The bartender set the drink down and, to his sur- prise, a little man just over a foot tall climbed out from under the custo- mer's jacket and onto the bar....
• One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and took his order.
  "Scotch and soda" he said. He shot down the drink quickly noticing that the waiter was becoming sick....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
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• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....