One Day A Leper Went Into A Bar And Had A Seat.

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One day a leper went into a bar and had a seat. The waiter arrived and
took his order.
"Scotch and soda" he said.
He shot down the drink quickly noticing that the waiter was
becoming sick. He got up to leave, but the waitor sat him back down
saying, "It's not you... I'll even buy you another drink."
The waitor return in seconds with another drink for the leper.
Again the leper shot down the drink and got up to leave, seeing
the waitor puking up lunch in the corner of the bar.
The waitor again tried to no avail to seat the leper.
"You keep saying that it's not me making you sick," the leper
exclaimed, "then who the hell is it?"
"Ok," the waitor replied, "It's not you. It's the guy next to
you... He's drunk... He's eating Potato chips ... and .. He's
DIPPING THEM IN YOUR ARM!

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