How many Republican presidential candidates does it take to change a
lightbulb?
Dole: When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have
lightbulbs. Now I have the housekeeper do it.
Dupont: Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants
have always taken care of that.... With a Dupont administration
the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce
light-bulbs that never need changing!
Robertson: Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this
light-bulb!
Kemp: It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light-bulbs?
Let those doom-crying Democrats worry about light-bulbs! [stumbles
over chair in the dark.]
Haig: One. Snap to it, soldier!
Bush: I resent that question, Dan. I've answered it before, and I think
the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American
people are TIRED of light-bulb jokes!
