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• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• 386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
  A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
  A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
• Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
  A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....
• Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior?
  A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi....
• Q: What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
  A: Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts are just under a buck....
• What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
  One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter....