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• Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
  A: A large pizza can feed a family of four......
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Definitions By Gender... "THINGY": Female: Any part under a car's hood.
  Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE...
• Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
  A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....
• 386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
  A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• Q: What's the difference between an anorexic hooker and a counterfeit bill?
  A: One's a phoney buck - the other is a bony fuck....