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• Q: Did you hear that Richard Prior and Michael Jackson are starting a new scholarship for blacks?
  A: It's called "The Ignited Negroes College Fund....
• Q: What do the L.A. Dodgers have in common with Michael Jackson?
  A: They wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason....
• 386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
  A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
• Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
  A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
• Q: What's the difference between an anorexic hooker and a counterfeit bill?
  A: One's a phoney buck - the other is a bony fuck....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
  A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
• Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
  A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....