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  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• There were these two strings walking down the road when they came to a bar.
  They decided to stop in and have a few drinks. So they sat down at a table and noticed that they were not going to be served....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
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• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome, Alaska.
  He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb but the bartender noticed that this one particular Eskimo was carrying a shotgun and a bucket of crap in one hand and a pretty fluffy cat in the other arm....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
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• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• A mouse walkede into a pub, approached the bar, and sat on a stool.
  Looking down the bar he spotted a beautiful giraffe....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....