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Hi, Can I Speak To Mark?...Oh, There Isn't?...I'm Sorry, I Must Have Dialed The Wrong Number.
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Hi, can I speak to Mark?...Oh, there isn't?...I'm sorry,
I must have dialed the wrong number.
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You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER!
The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
Well, this isn't strictly from an answering machine, but.
.. >From Calvin and Hobbes: (phone rings) (you answer) Hello, this is &l...
elephones --- I saw a close friend of mine the other day.
.. He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want....
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood.
You said a hard DISK? Oh, I must have misunderstood.
I've dialed and I can't hang up!
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Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....