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• The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again...
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
• In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an imaginary number.
  Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety degrees and try your call again....
• Hi, can I speak to Mark?...Oh, there isn't?...I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• quot;Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator.
  "your fears are purely imaginary.&quo...
• NUMBER OF THE BEAST EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of the BEAST!
  660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
  On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone....