"Greetings. You've reached Ghengis Kahn's Pornographic FilmsUnlimited.
Fabian, Pat, Rex and Mike are still conducting screentests with potential
leading ladies to star opposite the late JohnHolmes in our upcoming feature
film "It's Not the Size That Counts butWhether or Not You're Alive to Use It."
If you're interested in a
screen test, or even if you're not, please leave us your name, age,
phone number, measurements, cup size, a brief summary of your work
experience, both off and on the screen, and a brief summary of your
favorite fantasy involving four men, a pair of handcuffs, and a tub of
Cool Whip. Thank you for calling."
