"Thank you for calling XXX-XXXX. If you wish to speak to Tim push 1 on your
touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn push 2 on your touch tone
phone now. If you have a wrong number push 3 on your touch tone phone now.
All of this button pushing doesn't do anything but it is a good way to work off
anger and makes us feel like we have a big time phone system."
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... E o diplomats are
able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name,
telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell....