Thank You For Calling XXX-XXXX. If You Wish To Speak To Tim Push 1 On Your Touch Tone Phone Now.

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"Thank you for calling XXX-XXXX. If you wish to speak to Tim push 1 on your
touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn push 2 on your touch tone
phone now. If you have a wrong number push 3 on your touch tone phone now.
All of this button pushing doesn't do anything but it is a good way to work off
anger and makes us feel like we have a big time phone system."

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